But I don't have room for a car AND a bed...

Your hot rod will heat up your bedroom!

Should I take off the guy at the top swinging the golf club?

The trophy can now be in your pants...‏

But how would you get the hair right?

Make your pecker your trump

Swashbucklery, I assume

Solutions for ero-exploits

Rowr.

Be a love rhino

Yes, let us converse.

Hello, my gentle sun, let's talk.