Wango Tango!

The Quangle Wangle said

This may actually be the best pitch so far

Bulldozer lovepower Enter her with bull energy!

Is this viral marketing for that Spike Jonze movie?

Become the example of insatiable bed monster

Um, think I'll pass.

Force men stuff.

Naughty Bessie!

Bessie would smuggle a cake or pastry from the feast

This isn't even spam, I'm on my butcher's email list

A neat meat surprize

Um... Beer?

To grain then go my fat to buds my sap

I'd like to see you try.

I gonna deanon you!

That's always the way

Mine ancient scars shall not be glorified

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