But I don't have room for a car AND a bed...

Your hot rod will heat up your bedroom!

Should I take off the guy at the top swinging the golf club?

The trophy can now be in your pants...‏

But how would you get the hair right?

Make your pecker your trump

Swashbucklery, I assume

Solutions for ero-exploits

Rowr.

Be a love rhino

Yes, let us converse.

Hello, my gentle sun, let's talk.

And this just sounds dangerous.

Make your boner so iron in could pierce a hole in ceiling.

I don't really know, but it sounds nautical.

Blow her on the peak

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

Turn your outsider to leader

For buried treasure!

Reach further into her wet grotto

Like cold pizza?

Easy satisfying even if tipsy

Everyone likes rhyming!

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No, I put mine on the AmEx

Got uncharged desire?